Posts Tagged ‘humor’

funny math sayings

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

funny math sayings
Say it really fast?

I won a math debate hahaha get it lol. Can you tell me more like that who are really funny? What are these sayings called?

Sick …

Funny Math 64 = 65?


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math jokes

Friday, January 8th, 2010

math jokes
Math Jokes?

I teach geometry, and I started to put math jokes on the board, but I am out of jokes, I think the kids understand. To give you an idea of the kind of jokes they liked, here are a couple of their favorites. What the acorn say when he grew up? What is the geometry of a math book say to another? Leave me alone. I am my own problems. Do you know someone with a similar level that I can use? Most math jokes require more mathematical knowledge that these children have.

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math zombies

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

math zombies
How do you stay in the undead live? Easy 13pts. I will explain the calculation.?

Ok. 2pts for correct answer. Enough math. How do you think the undead life (mostly zombies) live? For example, if you want to kill a zombie, Would you take shot in the chest to the heart or head. Would you take a bullet in the stomach or something. Redundacy is a skill: How do you the undead life (mostly zombies) live? Thank you.

I do not think they live, I think the corpses are possessed by spirits below, operated by the voodoo practitioner.

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